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July 29, 2011
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The fact that Lucas wrote, directed and starred in the most serious short film we’ve done to date just concludes with my mind being blown. We were hurriedly trying to come up with something good to post on Friday. He came out of the bathroom after a couple minutes with this whole thing planned out and ready to go, so we met up with Ryan Schwarz from Stark Darken Studios and shot it in three hours.

Color correction was minimal due to the low-light location - we only added some minor contrast and brightness to amplify the colors. We used, again, our two camera “Eyes” and “Ears” camera set-up using the Canon Rebel T2i and Sony HVR-A1U, respectively. Ryan actually turned out to be an incredible dramatic actor and I hope to work with him on more serious stuff again soon.

Joseph

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July 26, 2011

Rushed shoots suck. But somehow this turned into one of my favorite videos of ours. I would at least place it in the Top 5.

We only had about thirty minutes to shoot this, and the SD card we were using couldn’t keep up with the transfer rate of the T2i (or something along those lines) so it kept halting recording automatically in the middle of almost every take. I’m surprised we got this video done.

For the rap music coming out of the car, I placed the Premiere audio effect “Treble” onto the track and set the amount to 10. This gave it the distortion effect that we hear when music is coming from inside a car.

Joseph

P.S. We’re back!

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Video
June 04, 2011

This video was a pain in the ass. But everyone liked it, so I supposed it was worth the effort. The problems we had making it were as follows:

  • Diving in front of a green-screen draped over a truck without hurting myself but still getting enough air-time to fill in the frames for when I get punched out the window. We only got 6 frames of this, maximum. I had to stretch those frames beyond normal capability for the second issue.
  • Key-framing me getting punched out of the window in a convincing manner inside Adobe After Effects. AE kept repositioning my previous key-frames every time I placed a new one. This made me want to strangle a puppy. I still don’t know why it did this.
  • Finding a girl for the XBOX Live voice-over. One girl we asked wanted to be paid. For three lines of dialogue on an internet video. I eventually just asked on Facebook like I should have in the first place and my friend Victoria Elizabeth Montgomery heeded the call and did what I think is an excellent job.

    Joseph

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    May 26, 2011
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    What’s the best shoot you’ve ever had? For us, this is it.

    In Fall 2010, Lucas and I dressed up as a ninja and a pirate and met up with a stranger we had met online named Kou Xiong and shot this video at a public bus stop. Absolutely nothing went wrong. This shoot had a 100% success rate.

    Kou Xiong, who worked the camera, used a tripod during shooting. He knew exactly what he was doing despite never having met us or used my camera before. He is the best camera operator I’ve ever worked with despite the fact that I’ve been training Baker and Lucas with my camera for years and they have only recently gotten it down.

    Cool-J, as we like to call him, had a different camera style than we usually shoot our videos with, which was cool, because I like working with people who do things differently. It keeps things fresh.

    Joseph

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    Video
    February 13, 2011

    Anyone who makes movies like I do can understand how boring it is to not have a camera or anything to edit. And anyone who makes movies can also understand how excited I would be to find old, scrapped Tainted footage I never intended on using being hidden from me by my external hard drive.

    I jumped at the chance to edit something I shot a long time ago with the editing skills I have now. I encourage others to try this as well as it’s fascinating to watch your own work with fresh eyes. My eyeballs were especially fresh, as this footage was shot two years ago.

    Sure, the acting is bad, and the script (which I am to blame for) isn’t any better - but I think I made it okay with all the hopefully apparent effort I put into editing it. Enjoy.

    Joseph

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    February 03, 2011
    I was originally planning to update this production blog daily. But there’s only so much pretentious rhetoric I can come up with - especially since we’re not releasing videos bi-weekly at the moment. I was dying to release something, so I dug up something old and re-posted it like a jackass. Fight Legendary, our greatest video ever (as of February 03, 2011). Check it out on our YouTube channel. I, personally, had very little to do with Fight Legendary from a production point of view. The only hands-on stuff I did was wave a bloody pine leaf off-camera (more like on-camera!) to splash blood droplets onto Reid’s face. I acted as more of a producer on set, literally lying around doing jack shit and criticizing other peoples’ creative decisions. I did, however, do all of the post-production. Allen Black, who was set to play lead Jake Boris in the now-defunct webseries, Tainted, did an amazing job with the camera. I brought him together with Lucas and Reid and frankly told them, “You’re in character as Jake Boris. Make a movie he would make.” I am very impressed with the end-product they came up with and am still not bored of watching it. But boy, do we have some amazing stuff planned for you guys in the future. And by ‘you guys’ I mean whoever is watching our videos. As in nobody. Wah. Joseph

    I was originally planning to update this production blog daily. But there’s only so much pretentious rhetoric I can come up with - especially since we’re not releasing videos bi-weekly at the moment.

    I was dying to release something, so I dug up something old and re-posted it like a jackass. Fight Legendary, our greatest video ever (as of February 03, 2011). Check it out on our YouTube channel.

    I, personally, had very little to do with Fight Legendary from a production point of view. The only hands-on stuff I did was wave a bloody pine leaf off-camera (more like on-camera!) to splash blood droplets onto Reid’s face. I acted as more of a producer on set, literally lying around doing jack shit and criticizing other peoples’ creative decisions. I did, however, do all of the post-production.

    Allen Black, who was set to play lead Jake Boris in the now-defunct webseries, Tainted, did an amazing job with the camera. I brought him together with Lucas and Reid and frankly told them, “You’re in character as Jake Boris. Make a movie he would make.” I am very impressed with the end-product they came up with and am still not bored of watching it.

    But boy, do we have some amazing stuff planned for you guys in the future. And by ‘you guys’ I mean whoever is watching our videos. As in nobody. Wah.

    Joseph

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    January 13, 2011
    When I finally stopped flip-flopping between continuing The Tech Files and flat-out remaking it as Void, I realized that the universe it takes place in needed to be far better constructed than the slapstick dimension Joe Slayer and his sometimes-friends, sometimes-enemies existed in. That task involved laying out hard ground rules and sticking to them, reworking a world I had been creating with my writing partner, Jason Alderman, since 2002. The element that took the longest to overcome was the ratio between fantastical and science fiction elements. Neither could be allowed to overpower the other. In most of the popular fiction I can think of taking place in similar hybrid universes, the fantastical elements - magic, ghosts, demons - take precedent over the science fiction, which is backwards in my book as the latter is the more realistically explained. Jason is far more interested in the magic, however, so it had to be equal. The solution to this is having solutions for every element that tailor to both genres. And, of course, I insisted on having more realistic themes to balance both of them out. Checks and balances. Joseph

    When I finally stopped flip-flopping between continuing The Tech Files and flat-out remaking it as Void, I realized that the universe it takes place in needed to be far better constructed than the slapstick dimension Joe Slayer and his sometimes-friends, sometimes-enemies existed in.

    That task involved laying out hard ground rules and sticking to them, reworking a world I had been creating with my writing partner, Jason Alderman, since 2002. The element that took the longest to overcome was the ratio between fantastical and science fiction elements. Neither could be allowed to overpower the other.

    In most of the popular fiction I can think of taking place in similar hybrid universes, the fantastical elements - magic, ghosts, demons - take precedent over the science fiction, which is backwards in my book as the latter is the more realistically explained. Jason is far more interested in the magic, however, so it had to be equal. The solution to this is having solutions for every element that tailor to both genres. And, of course, I insisted on having more realistic themes to balance both of them out.

    Checks and balances.

    Joseph

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    January 12, 2011
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    Above: “Wizard Going Rogue” by cry.lens from our video of the same name. Except with a colon.

    We’re attempting to build up a release schedule before we start posting videos again (what will that be, our fifth comeback?). And without the camera, that’s more than a little difficult. I guess what I’m trying to say is that you might be seeing a few cartoons and machinimas in our release schedule when we come back.

    Ideally we would like to have enough videos that we’re posting one every weekday for as long as we can. With most of the videos we’re planning in the near future being franchise- or series-material, that’s not an unattainable goal in my opinion.

    Joseph

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    January 11, 2011
    We don’t have a video this Tuesday. Yeah, our bad. But that’s what happens when your camera’s touchscreen capabilities become…well, less than capable. Thanks Sony. I had to ship it in under warranty and we won’t get it back until the end of January. So here’s something that’s just as good: a work-in-progress shot of the spaceship in our upcoming feature, Sharks in Space. I downloaded Blender and have begun the strenuous process of learning how to animate. This really isn’t for me. I feel more at home in the non-confusing menu system of After Effects and I really wish that there was someone at our “company” who did post besides me. Any takers? Before you ask, no, I did not make that model. Found it online, but it suits the film’s purpose well as an industrial cargo spacecraft. Joseph

    We don’t have a video this Tuesday.

    Yeah, our bad. But that’s what happens when your camera’s touchscreen capabilities become…well, less than capable. Thanks Sony. I had to ship it in under warranty and we won’t get it back until the end of January.

    So here’s something that’s just as good: a work-in-progress shot of the spaceship in our upcoming feature, Sharks in Space.

    I downloaded Blender and have begun the strenuous process of learning how to animate. This really isn’t for me. I feel more at home in the non-confusing menu system of After Effects and I really wish that there was someone at our “company” who did post besides me. Any takers?

    Before you ask, no, I did not make that model. Found it online, but it suits the film’s purpose well as an industrial cargo spacecraft.

    Joseph

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